他的征婚启事是这么写的:
　　
　　here'shisannouncementlookingforabride.　　
　　
　　
　　你要想找一帅哥就别来了，你要想找一钱包就别见了，硕士学历以上的免谈，上海女人免谈，女企业家免谈（小商小贩除外），省得咱们互相都会失望。刘德华和阿汤哥那种财貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的，当然我也没有做诺丁山的梦。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，没期待您长得跟画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄散。外表时尚，内心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少还有点儿婉约那就更靠谱了。心眼儿别太多岁数别太小，允许时常有不切实际的想入非非，但三句话就能给轰回现实还不气恼，顶多有点儿难为情地咧嘴一笑就该干吗干吗去了。我喜欢会叠衣服的女人，每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样。说得够具体了吧。
　　　　
　　　　ifyouarelookingforahandsomeguyorawallet,don'treply;ifyouholdamaster'sdegreeorhigher,notpossible;girlsborninshanghai,notpossible;femaleentrepreneurs(exceptsmallbusinesshawker),notpossible,sothatwedon'twasteeachother'shope。theandyliuortomcriusekind,,whoarebothwealthyandgood-looking,wouldnotmakeanannouncementlookingforyou.surely,idon'texpectanottinghillstoryeither.evenifyou'reindeedanangle,iwon'tbeabletohandleyou---idon'texpectthatyoulookslikethatgirlonthemagazinecover,justonelookcrushingpeople'ssouls。anavergeperson,withoutsidestylishnessandinsideconservativeness,withfitbodyandmind,willjustdo,evenbetterifyou'rebeautifullyshy.youneednottoplaytoomanytricksorbetooyoung,fromtimetotime,you'reallowedtohaveunrealisticdreams,butafewwordsisenoughtogetyoubackintorealitywithoutgettingyouangry--alittleembarassedgrinatmost,andthendowhatyououghttodo.ilikeawomanwhoknowshowtofoldclothesinawaythatwheneveryoufinishwashing,ironingandfoldingthem,theywilllookjustlikewhenyouboughtthemfromstores.itcannotbemorespecificthanthis,canit?
　　
　　
　　自我介绍一下，我，岁数已经不小了，日子小康，抽烟不喝酒，留学生身份出去的，在国外生活过十几年，没正经上过学，蹉跎中练就一身生存技能，现在学无所成海外归来，实话实说应该定性为一只没有公司没有股票没有学位的“三无劣海龟”。性格open，人品五五开，不算老实人，但天生胆小，杀人不犯法我也杀不了人，伤天害理了自己良心也备受摧残，命中注定想学坏都当不了大坏蛋。总体而言基本上还是属于对人类对社会有益无害的一类。
　　
　　
　　letmeintroducemyselfforyou.i'mamanwhoseageisnolongersmall,livingamoderatelywell-offlife,whodoesn'tdrinkbutsmoke.iwentabroadasastudentandspentmorethanadecadelivingabroad,butneverattendedarealeducation.inwastingtime,ilearnedallsortsofwaystomakealiving.nowireturnedwithnoachivementatall.totellyouthetruth,ishouldbejudgedasa“faketurtle"withoutthethree--nocompany,nostocksandnodegree.mypersonalityisopen;mycharacterisneithergoodnorbad.i'mnotexactlyanhonestman,butiamwithoutmuchcouragesinceiwasborn.evenitisnotillegaltokill,iwouldn'tkillanyone.myconsciencewillbetorturedbytheguiltifidoanythingcrueltoothers。iammeantnottobeavillain,evenifitrytobeone.ingeneralandbasically,i'mstilloneofthosewhoarebeneficialandharmlesstothemankindandoursociety.
　　
　　
　　有意者电联，非诚勿扰　　
　　
　　contactmebyphone,ifyou'retheone.